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True Detective. It’s just one story. The oldest.
You’re in Carcosa now. (Fair warning, if you haven’t seen the finale of True Detective… SPOILER ALERT) So… pretty much everyone’s theories were wrong, eh? Before I get into that, I just want to say...
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True Detective. Twelve years old, my ass. FUCK. YOU.
Well. There it is. The first episode of True Detective Season Two aired last night. This is what happens when you build up so much anticipation and so much hype. One of the problems (not that it can...
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True Detective. You’re a bad person.
He’s dead. Of course he’s dead, he was my favorite character. Ray Something (21 Jun 2015-28 Jun 2015) JUST KIDDING. He’s not dead. I don’t believe that he’s dead. Besides the fact that what I...
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True Detective. Ahh, I pissed myself.
In last night’s episode, Paul has some unwanted feels. Okay, so you remember how in my recap/review of the first episode this season, I said that nothing is a context clue if there is no context? Well,...
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True Detective. Sometimes your worst self is your best self.
Yay! We finally have context for this scene! That’ll do, Pig True Detective. That’ll do. For now. I think I’ll venture and say that last night’s episode was much better than the previous three. More...
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True Detective. The numbers tell the story.
So, in between episodes, I found myself thinking about ratings the other day, and decided to take a look at True Detective. Something feels off. It feels like NO ONE is watching this show anymore. No...
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True Detective. It’s like blue balls. In your heart.
Secret Task Force! Woo! OMG YOU GUYS THINGS ACTUALLY HAPPENED PLOT ACTUALLY ADVANCED AND THINGS MADE SENSE WHAT KIND OF LOGICAL WORLD ARE WE IN NOW (Warning: this may be a long one. That’s what she...
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True Detective. “I will always love you.”“K.”
intensestare.exe Hoo, boy. Well. That was an episode. I mean. I don’t know what to say. I didn’t dislike it. But I thought last week was much stronger. If you follow me on twitter (if you don’t, you...
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True Detective. Everything is fucking.
Now we’re getting somewhere! Maybe? It feels really ineffective to say, “This is the level the show should have been at all along,” because ultimately that doesn’t mean anything. We couldn’t have...
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True Detective. Everything’s ending. Time to wake up.
Ugh, it’s over. Alright, I’m going to come right out and say it: I kind of fucking loved this episode, despite some of the inherent weirdness. Maybe “fucking loved” is a bit strong, but, you know...
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